214 Funny awkward quotes

• The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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  14 hours ago

  anxiety, anyone, awkward, awkward moment, early, event, exit, goodbye, introvert, leave, leaving, leaving early, moment, quiet, quiet exit, saying, social, social anxiety, social event, urge

• Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

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  19 hours ago

  air, attention, awkward, bashful, blinking, dirt, getting, gun, humor, interaction, shoe, shooting, shy, social, social interaction

• If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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  2 weeks ago

  asking, awkward, awkward conversation, conversation, humor, i, interaction, job, me, meet, party, personality, social, social interaction, start, topic, work, work topic

• The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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  3 weeks ago

  attraction, awkward, desire, forbidden, humor, me, person, relationship, sexual, sexual tension, tension

• Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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  4 weeks ago

  animal, awkward, awkward situation, elephant, funny observation, humor, joke, metaphor, natural, observation, room, situation

• Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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  1 month ago

  acquaintance, AI, awkward, awkward interaction, baby, comment, high, high school, humor, Instagram, interaction, media, newborn, post, school, social, social media

• I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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  1 month ago

  awkward, awkward moment, cover, eat, eating, hate, humor, i, magazine, magazine cover, me, moment, someone, stare, stares, while

• Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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  2 months ago

  app, app glitch, awkward, awkward moment, call, calling, enough, experience, Facetime, fail, funny incident, glitch, happen, i, incident, moment, much, page, reservation, restaurant, restaurants, started, stress, technology, technology fail, user, user experience, want

• Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, another, awkward, awkward interaction, being, boyfriend, daughter, every, family, hate, hospitality, human, humor, interaction, life, me, nice, question, relationship, watching, while, wife

• In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, bodily, bodily function, call, elevator, everyone, function, humor, i, mating, moment, noise, silence, silent, stomach, whale

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