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Funny awkward quotes shine a light on those cringey, uncomfortable moments we all know too well! 😅🫣 Whether it’s saying “you too” to the waiter who told you to enjoy your meal, or waving back at someone who wasn’t waving at you, these quotes prove that awkwardness is just life’s way of keeping things entertaining. Embrace the cringe and laugh it off! 😂🙃💬

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.
I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.
I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.
That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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3 days ago
Share →: Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Commentary:
"When life gives you awkward moments, make a snack break! 😅🍿"
4 days ago
Share →: My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Commentary:
"Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Commentary:
"When your dinner is playing hard to get… 🍣🤣 Chopstick mastery or modern art in progress?" 🥢🎨
3 weeks ago
Share →: I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Commentary:
"When your name is practically a job description, you're destined for greatness! 😄👨‍💼 #JustAGuyThings"
3 weeks ago
Share →: For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Commentary:
"When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Commentary:
"Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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Commentary:
"Honestly, I'll fetch the remote if it means getting some 'Who's a good girl?' vibes. 🐶😂💕"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Commentary:
"When you realize that without headphones, life is just one awkward walk with weird noises. 🎧🚶‍♂️🤔"
1 month ago
Share →: Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Commentary:
"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"
1 month ago
Share →: Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Commentary:
"Hey, 'weird freak' is just another way of saying 'limited edition'! 🦄🤣 #OneOfAKind"

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