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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

Going viral on Slack:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Going viral on WeChat:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Reported on WeChat:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Just shared via WeChat:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Just shared via WeChat:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Just landed via Discord:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Just landed via Discord:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Making waves on Messenger:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Just landed via TikTok:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I’m sick of living through history!

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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Just landed via X:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Breaking via YouTube:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Just landed via X:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Just shared via Instagram:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Making waves on Threads:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Spotted on YouTube:

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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