187 Funny awkward quotes — Wordgag ツ

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

3 days ago3 days ago

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

6 days ago6 days ago

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

1 month ago1 month ago

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

1 month ago1 month ago

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

1 month ago1 month ago

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

1 month ago1 month ago

I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

1 month ago1 month ago

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

1 month ago1 month ago

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

1 month ago1 month ago

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

1 month ago1 month ago

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

1 month ago1 month ago

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

1 month ago1 month ago

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

2 months ago2 months ago

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

2 months ago2 months ago

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

2 months ago2 months ago