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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?
And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.
No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.
They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.
I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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3 days ago
Share →: My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Commentary:
"Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"
1 month ago
Share →: I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Commentary:
"Instructions unclear, now my chair is a bookshelf. 😂🪑📚"
2 months ago
Share →: They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Commentary:
"Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping"
2 months ago
Share →: I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Commentary:
"When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles"
2 months ago
Share →: There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Commentary:
Oh, dear! Looks like someone’s giving new meaning to the term "over-the-shoulder viewing." 🤭🍸 Remember, folks, a little privacy goes a long way, especially when it comes to choosing what to watch over a cocktail! 😉📺 #BarEtiquetteGoneWrong
3 months ago
Share →: You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Commentary:
"Oh, the pressure of revealing your 'hidden' talents as a printer owner! 🖨️💥 Better be prepared for all those 'urgent' print requests now! 😅 #PrintConfessions"
3 months ago
Share →: Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Commentary:
"Who needs to buy deodorant when you have a magical aura that makes people want to gift it to you? 😂✨ Talk about spreading good vibes – and good scents – wherever you go! 🎁🌸#DeodorizeMePlease"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Commentary:
"When you're hungry and anti-social at the same time 🚗🍽️ Don't worry, I'll pass on the family drama and just stick to eating in peace!"
3 months ago
Share →: Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Commentary:
"Looks like Uncle Buck decided to bring a whole new meaning to 'pass the gravy, not the Glock' this Thanksgiving! 🦃🔫 Better keep the mashed potatoes handy for any potential food fights, just in case! 😅"
4 months ago
Share →: Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic robo-dance move – waving hands frantically under the faucet hoping for a miracle! Who needs a dance floor when you've got a malfunctioning motion sensor faucet turning everyone into groovy robots?"