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Funny baby quotes

Nov 15
Share →: As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.
Oct 31
Share →: Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.
Oct 17
Share →: 100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.
Sep 28
Share →: My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.
Sep 22
Share →: Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.
Sep 22
Share →: I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.
Sep 22
Share →: I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?
Sep 22
Share →: I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.
Sep 22
Share →: Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.
Sep 22
Share →: Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.