70 Funny baby quotes

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  17 hours ago

  Share →: Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

  Commentary:
  "When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

  Commentary:
  "Can't argue with that logic—I've yet to win a debate against a toddler! 🤷‍♂️👶🗣️ #PassionateGibberish"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷‍♂️ #SandcastleGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they're trying to figure out if you're the one who ate their snacks in a past life. 👀🍪🤔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

  Commentary:
  "Manifesting my inner nepo baby—4 jobs and 0 yachts to show for it! 🛍️🛥️💸 #WhereDidIGoWrong"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

  Commentary:
  "Just a casual reminder: I'm the original copyright holder. 🤓👶 #PatentPending"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, around here, our WiFi password is 'Faith4Life'! 📶🙏🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

  Commentary:
  "Time travelers facing tough ethical dilemmas: Do we really need to take down baby Hitler, or can we just catch him in his angsty teenage phase? 🕰️👶💥 #ChronoConundrums"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

  Commentary:
  Well, one thing's for sure – those babies must be preparing for some serious slip 'n slide competitions! 🌊😄 But really, maybe baby oil is just their secret weapon to escape diaper duty smoothly 🍼💫.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

  Commentary:
  "Being a fruitarian sounds peachy 🍑, but baby spinach deserves to grow up and fulfill its veggie dreams! 🌱😂 Lettuce have some compassion for the leafy greens! 🥬 #VeggieDrama"

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