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63 Funny baby quotes

Funny baby quotes offer a delightful glimpse into the adorable and unpredictable world of infants! 👶😂 From unexpected outbursts to charmingly silly moments, these quotes capture the humor and joy that come with having a little one around. Get ready to smile at the cuteness and comedy of baby life! 😄🍼

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

1 month ago

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

1 month ago

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

1 month ago

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

1 month ago

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

2 months ago

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

2 months ago

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

2 months ago

They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

2 months ago

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

3 months ago

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

3 months ago

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

3 months ago

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

3 months ago

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

3 months ago

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

3 months ago

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

3 months ago

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

3 months ago

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

3 months ago

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

3 months ago

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

3 months ago

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

3 months ago