Funny Baby Quotes That Will Have You Laughing at Parenthood! 👶😂

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

2 months ago2 months ago

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

3 months ago2 months ago

Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby Is this guy bothering you?

3 months ago2 months ago

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

3 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

3 months ago2 months ago

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

3 months ago2 months ago

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

3 months ago2 months ago

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

3 months ago2 months ago

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

3 months ago2 months ago

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

4 months ago2 months ago

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

4 months ago2 months ago

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

4 months ago2 months ago

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

4 months ago2 months ago

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

4 months ago2 months ago

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

4 months ago2 months ago

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

5 months ago2 months ago

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

5 months ago2 months ago

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

5 months ago2 months ago

How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

5 months ago2 months ago

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

6 months ago2 months ago

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

May 20, 20242 months ago

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

May 16, 20242 months ago

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

May 14, 20242 months ago

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Nov 15, 2023Nov 15, 2023

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Oct 31, 2023Oct 31, 2023