101 Funny baby quotes

• I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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  2 weeks ago

  admire, baby, behavior, drop, hold, humor, i, just, parenting, something, toddler, want

• People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

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  4 weeks ago

  baby, humor, irony, media, nobody, people, picture, post, sharing, social, social media, Spotify, Spotify Wrapped, wrapped

• Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

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  1 month ago

  acquaintance, AI, awkward, awkward interaction, baby, comment, high, high school, humor, Instagram, interaction, media, newborn, post, school, social, social media

• I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

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  1 month ago

  adulting, baby, expense, expensive, humor, i, money, responsibility, self-deprecating, work

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

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  1 month ago

  baby, baby talk, hate, here, humor, imagine, just, me, over, plant, plants, talk, talking

• Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

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  1 month ago

  baby, ever, job, serious, snitch, work

• Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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  2 months ago

  baby, corner, discipline, humor, maybe, parenting, put, wants

• Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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  2 months ago

  baby, date, girl, girls, great, i, idea, pay, relationship, trip

• I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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  2 months ago

  14, animal, baby, cat, hours, humor, i, nap, regret, regrets, responsibility, rest, sleep, want, zero

• Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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  2 months ago

  baby, beach, bucket, bucket hat, cuteness, hat, name, something, summer

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