Funny bad year quotes

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.