34 Funny bank quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, where's the loyalty, bank account? 😂💸 #BetrayedByMyBalance"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! 😂💸 #FinancialAnxiety"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

  Commentary:
  "Me imagining a sunset in Paris, while my wallet is packing marshmallows for a tent adventure 😂🏕️💸"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

  Commentary:
  "Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My bank account is also in retrograde.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even your bank account is feeling the cosmic vibes! 🌌💸 Just remember, Mercury might be in retrograde, but your money doesn't have to be spinning in circles too! 😂💰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the true richness of life: a sink overflowing with dishes, a laundry basket spilling clothes, and arteries clogged with love (and maybe a few too many snacks 🍔🍕🍟). Who needs money when you're this 'wealthy' in messes and cholesterol? 💸🧺🍔"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I run a parody bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate flex: running a parody bank account where the only currency is humor and overdraft fees are paid in dad jokes! 💸💰😂 Keep those laugh deposits coming! #BankingOnLaughs"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa's sleigh was hit with budget cuts this year! 😂💸 Hopefully, that Christmas bonus is just fashionably late like a gift arriving after New Year's. Keep your eggnog close and your bank balance closer! 🎅🌲

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