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43 Funny bank quotes

Funny bank quotes bring a touch of humor to the world of money and finances! πŸ¦πŸ˜‚ From light-hearted jabs at saving struggles to witty takes on the mysteries of bank fees, these quotes remind us to laugh even when managing our accounts. Get ready for some financial fun with these clever quips! πŸ’ΈπŸ˜„

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I run a parody bank account.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask β€œis it in yet?”

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Posted onJan 28, 2025Jan 28, 2025

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