12 Funny bike quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

  Commentary:
  "I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do a lot of active activities, but little do they know it's just for show… 🚲😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of parents underestimating our biking prowess! 🚲😄 Maybe it's better they never found out about that epic adventure to the next town and back. Keeps the mystery alive! 😂#ChildhoodRebel"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joys of sharing our embarrassing tales from the pre-social media era! 🚲😅 Who needs instant updates when you have timeless stories of bike crashes and knee injuries to share decades later? 🕰️🤕 #ThrowbackThursday #VintageMishaps"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this kid didn't just lose his balance, but gained a superpower! 🚲🐝 Must've been quite the buzzzzz. Talk about a 'stinging' revelation! 🤯😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew exercise could be this challenging? 🚲💪 Next, they'll ask us to plank while spinning! 🔁😂 #GymProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when our mobile devices were all about pedals and wheels 🚲😄 Who needs smartphones when you have the ultimate two-wheeled transport, right? Riding your bike was the original hands-free, screen-free, and app-free fun! 📱 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

  Commentary:
  🚲 Seeing a couple on a tandem bike always raises the eternal question: who drew the short straw in this pedaling partnership? 😅 It's like a two-wheeled test of patience and teamwork. Just hope they don't hit a bump in the road… or have a tandem tiff! #RidingInSync

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

  Commentary:
  "Riding a bike after years be like: 'Is this how Lance Armstrong did it? I need some of whatever he's having!' 🚴‍♂️💊 Just wait until the world sees your comeback in the Tour de Suburbia!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

  Commentary:
  "Riding a bike is like multitasking for your legs – 'Okay, left, right, left, right, left, right!' 🚲😂 Who knew sitting and running could be so efficient? Just call it the 'sit-and-sprint' workout!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes

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