16 Funny bike quotes

• Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

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  2 days ago

  80s, 90s, activity, bike, bike ride, childhood, far, i, maybe, nostalgia, outdoor, outdoor activity, parent, parents, ride, still, think, wrong

• Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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  1 week ago

  25, bagel, bike, biking, delivery, expense, food, food delivery, hangover, humor, normie, poor, soul, spend, type, understand, why

• Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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  2 months ago

  bike, childhood, exaggeration, humor, just, know, memory, nostalgia, parent, parents, younger

• I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bike, bike rack, car, drink, else, facade, humor, i, lifestyle, neighbors, rack, something, think

• Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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  2 months ago

  activity, adventure, bike, childhood, fun, fun activity, just, nostalgia, parent, parents, riding, young

• I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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  2 months ago

  1989, bike, bike crash, crash, injury, knee, knee injury, media, nostalgia, social, social media, storytelling

• One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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  2 months ago

  able, bee, bike, childhood, communicate, fall, hard, head, hit, i, kid, time

• The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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  2 months ago

  around, bike, exercise, hate, having, humor, i, pick, pick-up, return, return trip, stationary, stationary bike, thing, trip, turn, turn around, workout

• I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bike, childhood, device, fun, fun activity, i, kid, memory, mobile, mobile device, nostalgia, outdoor, outdoor play, play, remember

• Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bike, couple, dynamics, every, experience, figure, fun, fun activity, funny observation, humor, i, observation, pissed, relationship, relationship dynamics, riding, shared, shared experience, tandem, tandem bike, time, try

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