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13 Funny bike quotes

Funny bike quotes πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚ bring a burst of joy to every ride, turning pedals into giggles and hills into hilarious adventures! Whether you’re a casual cruiser or a speed demon, these witty sayings add extra fun to your two-wheeled journey. Ready to smile while you spin? Let’s dive into some clever and chuckle-worthy gems that every biker will love! πŸŒŸπŸš²πŸ˜„

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Posted on6 months ago

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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