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11 Funny bike quotes

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn't have social media back then so I'm telling you guys now.

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I'm so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn't have wifi.

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025