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11 Funny bike quotes

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

4 weeks ago

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

2 months ago

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

3 months ago

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

3 months ago

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

3 months ago

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

3 months ago

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

3 months ago

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

3 months ago

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

3 months ago

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

3 months ago

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

3 months ago