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Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Trending via Facebook:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Shared recently on Discord:

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Trending via Twitch:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Breaking via YouTube:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Trending via Slack:

Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

Spotted on X:

I’m sick of living through history!

Just landed via Snapchat:

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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91 shares on X this month:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

94 shares on X this month:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

100 shares on Threads this month:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

99 shares on Threads this month:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Shared recently on X:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Just landed via Slack:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Shared recently on Threads:

The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

Making waves on Discord:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Shared recently on Slack:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Going viral on Threads:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

Just landed via Telegram:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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