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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

48 shares on Threads this month:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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If I were an organ, I’d fail.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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