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"Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of 'Guess That Body Signal' with your own anatomy! π§πββοΈπ #GirlProblems"
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- Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
- Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.
- Double chins are better than double faces.
- My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.
- Fitness influencer: Itβs important to listen to your body. Body: Youβre old. And you want lasagna.
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"Ah, the marvels of the human body – a complex machine that comes with no instruction manual and requires constant TLC! π€πͺ Just imagine the designer going, 'Let's include random sneezing and a brain that craves both salad and ice cream – that'll keep things interesting!' π #JustHumanThings" -
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"Don't let anyone ruin your feast! ππ°π Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! π€·ββοΈπ½οΈ #SorryNotSorry" -
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Oh, the betrayal! π€§π₯¦ It seems your body has a mind of its own and isn't too appreciative of your healthy choices. Maybe it's time for a stern talking to with your immune system. Remember, veggies are supposed to boost you, not betray you! ππ€£ -
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Oh mirror, mirror on the wall, why you gotta make me feel so small? π Maybe the mirror needs some glasses to see how truly fabulous you are! πββοΈ Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and sometimes that beholder needs a reality check! π Mirror, mirror, go easy on my ego next time! πͺ #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall #BodyShamingDrama -
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"Well, at least you can always count on your legs to shine bright like a diamond while your teeth decide to stay incognito!"
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- Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. Thatβs why I think of running everyday.
- The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?
- This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.
- Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, thatβs an interesting thought, hereβs six billion more.
- I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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