Commentary:
Looks like your boss has installed a secret "sneak off early" detection system! π΅οΈββοΈπ Better watch out for those stealthy meeting invites! π°οΈπ« #BossSpyingonYou
59 Funny boss quotes
It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.
Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.
βAI is coming for your jobs!β Iβd like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.
After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.
I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.
Commentary:
"Ah, the magical transformation that occurs when the boss utters those dreaded words – 'You should be working.' π§ββοΈ Suddenly, a totally different, more productive (but slightly less fun) version of yourself emerges. It's like a superhero origin story, except with less crime-fighting and more spreadsheets. πΌ #WorkModeActivated"
Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.
Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.
