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Funny brain quotes provide a light-hearted look at the quirks and complexities of our minds! 🧠😂 Whether it’s poking fun at memory lapses or the oddities of thinking, these quotes will make you smile while contemplating the wonders of your brain. Enjoy a chuckle at the inner workings of your noggin! 😆🧩

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

4 weeks ago

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

1 month ago

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

1 month ago

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

2 months ago

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

2 months ago

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

2 months ago

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

2 months ago

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

3 months ago

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

3 months ago

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

3 months ago

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

3 months ago

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

3 months ago

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

3 months ago

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

3 months ago

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

3 months ago

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

3 months ago

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

3 months ago

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

3 months ago

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

3 months ago