109 Funny brain quotes

• They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

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  20 hours ago

  bad, brain, humor, inner, inner voice, invent, invention, mind, negative, negative thought, self-talk, should, things, thought, voice, whisper

• Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

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  2 weeks ago

  book, book recommendation, books, brain, brain rot, fiction, humor, reading, recommendation, return, rot, self-help, self-help book

• I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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  3 weeks ago

  brain, distraction, going, humor, i, love, mind, only, overthinking, think, thought

• Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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  3 weeks ago

  across, book, brain, character, character name, characters, coming, confusion, every, humor, just, know, name, pronounce, pronunciation, reading, rest, time

• Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

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  3 weeks ago

  around, brain, brains, diarrhea, everyone, going, humor, just, mouth, nonsense, place, talking, vomiting, whatever

• All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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  4 weeks ago

  brain, frontal, frontal lobe, humor, lobe, pun, quiet

• Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

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  1 month ago

  actually, around, brain, dating, humor, i, man, relationship, smart, smart man, turn

• I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

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  1 month ago

  brain, closing, complete, done, humor, i, load, mental, mental load, pleasure, relationship, tabs, task, wife, worry

• My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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  2 months ago

  2, 2 a.m., a.m., am, brain, funny thought, humor, insomnia, late, late night, night, sleep, thought

• Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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  2 months ago

  brain, calling, fit, gen, Gen Z, health, humor, language, lobobo, lobotomy, meme, mental, mental health, slang, z

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