Funny Brain Quotes That Will Have Your Mind in Stitches! 🧠😂

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

3 months ago3 months ago

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

4 months ago3 months ago

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

4 months ago3 months ago

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

4 months ago3 months ago

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

4 months ago3 months ago

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

4 months ago3 months ago

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

4 months ago3 months ago

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

5 months ago3 months ago

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

5 months ago3 months ago

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

5 months ago3 months ago

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

5 months ago3 months ago

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

6 months ago3 months ago

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

6 months ago3 months ago

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

6 months ago3 months ago

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Jun 16, 20243 months ago

Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

May 21, 20243 months ago

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

May 20, 20243 months ago

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Nov 8, 20233 months ago

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Nov 3, 20233 months ago

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Oct 19, 20233 months ago

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Oct 17, 2023Oct 17, 2023

I need a massage for my brain.

Oct 15, 2023Oct 15, 2023

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

Oct 15, 2023Oct 15, 2023

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Oct 9, 2023Oct 9, 2023

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Sep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023