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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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“AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

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At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Making waves on WeChat:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Spotted on YouTube:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Just landed via Threads:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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88 Funny brain quotes

Funny brain quotes provide a light-hearted look at the quirks and complexities of our minds! 🧠😂 Whether it’s poking fun at memory lapses or the oddities of thinking, these quotes will make you smile while contemplating the wonders of your brain. Enjoy a chuckle at the inner workings of your noggin! 😆🧩

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Share →: One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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Trying to find the off switch…it's like playing hide and seek with a ninja! 🧠🤔😂
6 days ago
Share →: Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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Lobobos: Now trending as 'brain freshness treatments' with the Gen Z seal of approval 🤯🧠 #StayFresh
6 days ago
Share →: Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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Sundays: when your brain transforms into that overly concerned friend who just realized you haven't started your week's worth of adulting yet 😅🧠💥
6 days ago
Share →: I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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Ah, the real mystery of life: every room's a Bermuda Triangle for memory! 🧠🚪🤔
6 days ago
Share →: My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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Ah yes, the classic game of "What's Ruining My Day?"—it's like playing a dysfunctional version of Clue! 🤔🕵️‍♀️💊
7 days ago
Share →: I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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Living the dream, just floating through life on my blub blub budget! 🪼😜
1 week ago
Share →: When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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Finally, a gym membership for my brain! Can't wait to skip leg day and just focus on Sudoku squats 🤯🧠🧩💪
1 week ago
Share →: Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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Wish I could order one on Amazon Prime—same-day delivery, please! 🧠📦😂
1 week ago
Share →: The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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Why does my brain play hide and seek whenever I'm trying to impress someone? 🤔🤦‍♂️💡
3 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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My brain is a Broadway star when I'm trying to sleep – tap dancing through every cringe moment 🕺💤💭😅

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“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Seen just now on Threads:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Shared recently on Slack:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Live now on WeChat:

My life coach traded me.

Shared recently on X:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Live now on Twitch:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Going viral on Telegram:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Making waves on Reddit:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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