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Funny brain quotes

Nov 3
Share →: That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.
Oct 19
Share →: The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.
Oct 17
Share →: Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?
Oct 15
Share →: I need a massage for my brain.
Oct 15
Share →: Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.
Oct 9
Share →: Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.
Sep 29
Share →: My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.
Sep 28
Share →: Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.
Sep 25
Share →: Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?
Sep 22
Share →: I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.