Funny brainwashing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

  Commentary:
  "Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but who wouldn't want that squeaky clean, fresh-out-of-the-mental-shower feeling? 🧼✨ Just imagine the lavender-scented thoughts and sparkling synaptic connections! Maybe we just need to rebrand it as 'Mental Spa Day.' 💆‍♂️💭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

  Commentary:
  "Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but maybe some brains just need a little rinse cycle! 🧠💦 After all, a clean mind is a terrible thing to waste! 😉"

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