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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Spotted on Facebook:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

Live now on YouTube:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Going viral on Snapchat:

In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Reported on TikTok:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Going viral on YouTube:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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Funny brainwashing quotes 🤯😂 twist the mind while tickling your funny bone! Ready to dive into hilarious takes on mind control and persuasion? Whether you’re looking for a clever chuckle or a witty way to describe influence, these quotes will have you thinking—and laughing—in no time. Get ready to see brainwashing in a whole new, amusing light! 🧠✨🤣

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Jan 27, 2025
Share →: It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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"Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but who wouldn't want that squeaky clean, fresh-out-of-the-mental-shower feeling? 🧼✨ Just imagine the lavender-scented thoughts and sparkling synaptic connections! Maybe we just need to rebrand it as 'Mental Spa Day.' 💆‍♂️💭"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Commentary:
"Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but maybe some brains just need a little rinse cycle! 🧠💦 After all, a clean mind is a terrible thing to waste! 😉"

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Shared recently on Discord:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Breaking via Instagram:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Just landed via Facebook:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Just landed via Twitch:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Just landed via Slack:

Oh good. Another day.

Going viral on X:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Going viral on Facebook:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Spotted on Pinterest:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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