14 Funny breathing quotes

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  Jan 24, 2025

  Share →: The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we need to fast forward a few years before we break out those laborious breathing exercises! Don't want to hyperventilate too early, right? 😅🌬️ #TimingIsEverything"

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  Jan 23, 2025

  Share →: I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've got the rare superpower of nasal superiority in a realm filled with mouth-breathers! 🌬️😂 Breathe in that sweet victory, my fellow nostril ninja! #NosePower

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs commas when you've got attitude and sass like that? 💁‍♀️ Breathing is overrated anyways, just wing it like the grown adult you are! 😂 #NoCommasNoProblem"

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

  Commentary:
  "Disturb my beauty sleep, and you may find yourself gasping for air 😴💢💨 Sweet dreams, or should I say, be prepared for some hostile night vibes! 😂💤 #NoSleepNoMercy"

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