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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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Fries, not lies.