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Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Spotted on Reddit:

Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Seen just now on X:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Trending via Slack:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Seen just now on Discord:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Making waves on Twitch:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

75 shares on WeChat this month:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

42 shares on X this month:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

23 shares on Threads this month:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Half princess, half menace.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Trust my gut? The thing that can’t even handle milk.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Trending via Telegram:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Just landed via X:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Going viral on TikTok:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

Making waves on Messenger:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Trending via X:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Trending via Snapchat:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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