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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Trending via Snapchat:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Spotted on Telegram:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Going viral on X:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Trending via TikTok:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Shared recently on Reddit:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Making waves on Reddit:

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Breaking via X:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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