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19 Funny bullshit quotes

Funny bullshit quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some laughter 🀣 and sass 😜 into your day! Whether you need a witty comeback or just a cheeky mood boost, these gems πŸ’Ž cut through the nonsense with humor and flair. Get ready to roll your eyes πŸ™„ and laugh out loud πŸ˜‚ as we dive into the best hilarious nonsense that keeps life entertaining!

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Posted on2 months ago1 month ago

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Posted onJan 27, 20251 month ago

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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