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11 Funny bullshit quotes

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025
I love how every website has a "Keep me signed in on this computer" button and it's just straight up bullshit.

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025
The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
The devil couldn't reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
"This too shall pass." And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025