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Can we skip to the rich part?

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Trending via WeChat:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

Breaking via Threads:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Trending via Snapchat:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Live now on TikTok:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Making waves on Reddit:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Trending via Threads:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Spotted on Pinterest:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Live now on Instagram:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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15 shares on Messenger this month:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

59 shares on Slack this month:

If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

90 shares on Facebook this month:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

13 shares on X this month:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

71 shares on Pinterest this month:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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Just landed via Twitch:

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

Making waves on Messenger:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Trending via Twitch:

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Going bananas on TikTok:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Making waves on Slack:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Trending via YouTube:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

Just landed via WeChat:

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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