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Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Spotted on Slack:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Making waves on YouTube:

Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Shared recently on Instagram:

“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

Trending via Reddit:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Just shared via Facebook:

“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

Spreading quickly via X:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Spotted on Threads:

25 is the new 0 years old.

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97 shares on Reddit this month:

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

72 shares on Slack this month:

Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

28 shares on Discord this month:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

14 shares on Twitch this month:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

32 shares on Slack this month:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

They expect me to work at work.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Live now on Slack:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

Spotted on Twitch:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Just shared via WeChat:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Shared recently on Threads:

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

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