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Funny business quotes add a humorous spin to the corporate world! 💼😂 From witty remarks about meetings and deadlines to playful observations on office life, these quotes capture the lighter side of business. Enjoy a laugh and find some fun in your workday! 😄📊

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6 days ago
Share →: I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Commentary:
When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂
1 week ago
Share →: I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Commentary:
"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"
1 month ago
Share →: The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, behold the ancient tales of the great Taco Bell that once stood where this Starbucks now reigns! 🏺📜😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Commentary:
"When your curiosity meets its match: 'Sir Nosey McNoserson, please step away from the boundaries of Businesslandia!' 🕵️‍♂️🚫🙅‍♀️"
2 months ago
Share →: Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

Commentary:
"Please, I'm just here for the kale, not a kaleidoscope of 'artisanal' macrame plant hangers! 🥬😅🎨"
2 months ago
Share →: Aura is the real business card.

Commentary:
"Guess I'll need to work on my 'aura-tunity' for success! ✨💼😂"
2 months ago
Share →: If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Commentary:
"When life gives you loneliness, build a company—instant friends with a side of stress! 💼🤣📈"
3 months ago
Share →: Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of being held hostage in a meeting – it's like a free ticket to a boredom party! 🕰️🤦‍♂️ #OfficeLife"
4 months ago
Share →: Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Commentary:
“Who knew that waiting for a package to arrive could become the highlight of the week? Forget living for the weekend, now it’s all about living for those precious 3-5 business days of anticipation and tracking updates!”

Fun Fact or Trivia:
The first online purchase ever made was a Sting album, “Ten Summoner’s Tales,” in 1994. The transaction took place on August 11, 1994, and the album was purchased by a 21-year-old man named Dan Kohn. This marked the beginning of the era of online shopping as we know it today!
4 months ago
Share →: Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of how everyone claims to hate drama, yet we all secretly devour the latest tabloid gossip like it's our guilty pleasure buffet. It's like a circus – no one wants to admit they enjoy it, but we all know deep down we can't resist the show!"