29 Funny business quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Aura is the real business card.
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  1 month ago

  View →: If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?
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  3 months ago

  View →: Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I miss when bills were none of my business.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Your opinions are not my business.
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  5 months ago

  View →: What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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