Funny Business Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through the Boardroom! 💼😂

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

2 months ago2 months ago

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

3 months ago2 months ago

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

3 months ago2 months ago

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

3 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

5 months ago2 months ago

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

5 months ago2 months ago

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Oct 2, 20232 months ago

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Sep 22, 20235 months ago