Home » Funny Cake Quotes » Page 2

32 Funny cake quotes

Trending Funny Cake Quotes 🔥

More funny cake quotes 👇

5 months ago
Share →: “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Commentary:
"Oh cake, you don't stand a chance against my unstoppable sweet tooth! Resistance is futile 🍰😏 #CakeVsMe #SugarCravings"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'healthy eating' logic at its finest! 🥕🍰 Who knew adding sugar and flour to a vegetable could make it so delicious? 😂 Time to balance those vitamins and calories like a true pro chef! Happy baking!"
5 months ago
Share →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

Commentary:
"Life's too short to wait for tomorrow, gobble up that cake 🍰 like there's no calorie counter lurking around! Who knows, maybe the promise of tomorrow is simply a delicious slice away 😉🎂 #CarpeCake #LiveSweetly"
5 months ago
Share →: You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Commentary:
"Hey there, intimidating challenge! You don't scare me one bit, I've faced tougher opponents before. You're like that moment when your kid sees their sibling got a bigger slice of cake – surprising, but nothing I can't handle! 😜🍰 #BringItOn"
5 months ago
Share →: Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: Cake or Not Cake? 🎂🔪 Either way, it seems my client was driven by a dessert dilemma rather than a criminal intent, Your Honor! 😅 #CakeOrStab"
5 months ago
Share →: On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions – the eternal struggle between channeling our inner Victoria's Secret model or indulging in the sweet embrace of cake 🍰👙 Who needs abs when you can have abs-olutely delicious cake, am I right? 😂 #CakeOverCalories"
5 months ago
Share →: Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Commentary:
Oh, the age-old battle between cake and utensils! 🍰🍴 It seems like the plastic fork just can't handle the sheer awesomeness of cake – it's like trying to use a feather to lift a boulder! Perhaps the cake needs to come with a warning label: "Caution: may cause plastic forks to retreat in defeat!" 😂
5 months ago
Share →: Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Commentary:
"Whoever came up with the name 'rice cakes' was definitely stretching the definition of 'cake' to its limits… 🤔 Maybe we should call them 'rice discs' or 'puffed rice snacks' to avoid any more confusion! Let's end the rice-cake gaslighting once and for all! 🍚🍰 #RenameRiceCakes"
5 months ago
Share →: As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Commentary:
Looks like while they were busy debating the future of the nation, someone decided to secure a sweet victory of their own… 🍰🏃‍♂️ Who knew dessert could be the ultimate distraction tactic! #CakeNinja
5 months ago
Share →: I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Commentary:
"Talk about a dessert dash! 🏃🎂 Who knew intermittent fasting could turn cake into a time trial ⏱️? Hope your taste buds are ready for a speedy indulgence! 😆 #CakeCrunchTime"