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5 months ago
Share →: Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Commentary:
"Trying to calm someone down by telling them to calm down is like trying to put out a fire by pouring gasoline on it. 🤦‍♂️🔥 Remember, in the history of calming down, the phrase 'calm down' has only ever caused more chaos! 😂 #KeepItCool"
6 months ago
Share →: Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Commentary:
🤣 "Ah, the mysterious ways of the traumatized mind – capable of handling a crisis like a seasoned pro, yet get them near the vegetable aisle in a grocery store and all bets are off! It's like their survival instincts are on vacation while their anxiety decides to throw a party in the produce section! 🛒😱"
6 months ago
Share →: If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Commentary:
🔑 "If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, don't panic! Just strike up a friendly conversation with your stubborn lock. Remember, communication is key in all relationships – even with inanimate objects!" 😉 Unlock your way back in with some smooth talk!
6 months ago
Share →: It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Commentary:
Isn't it just hilarious how staying zen can ruffle the feathers of those who are constantly in a huff? 😏😌 Keep radiating that calm energy and watch the chaos unfold around you! 🌀✨
6 months ago
Share →: Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Commentary:
🙏 "Sending thoughts and prayers to all the husbands out there who mistakenly told their wives to 'calm down.' May they find a comfortable couch to sleep on tonight and emerge unscathed in the morning. Amen." 😅
6 months ago
Share →: My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Commentary:
"Keeping it cool under pressure: the art of 'I don't give a ship' 🚢😎 Who knew indifference could be so Zen?"
6 months ago
Share →: My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rare and underrated gift of serenity in the face of cluelessness! 🧘‍♂️💬 Embracing the superpower of diplomacy while navigating the treacherous waters of foolishness."
6 months ago
Share →: Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Commentary:
"Hey there, engine light! Don't stress out, we're all a little broken inside. If this car can keep going with its quirks, so can you! 💪🔧 Keep twinkling, you little warning light, you're not the boss of us!"
6 months ago
Share →: I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of a calm exterior masking a turbulent interior… kind of like a tea kettle about to boil over! 🫖💥 Don't mess with this serene facade, or you might just trigger the ultimate punchline! 👊😂"