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87 Funny car quotes
The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.
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Mar 31, 2025
I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.
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Mar 31, 2025
Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.
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Mar 31, 2025
I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.
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Mar 18, 2025
I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.
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Mar 18, 2025
Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.
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Mar 18, 2025
When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.
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Mar 18, 2025
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Mar 17, 2025
Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.
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Mar 8, 2025
I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.
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Mar 6, 2025
Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.
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Feb 25, 2025
I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.
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Feb 25, 2025
Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.
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Feb 3, 2025
The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.
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Feb 3, 2025
Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.
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Feb 2, 2025
Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.
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Feb 1, 2025
My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.
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Feb 1, 2025
There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.
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Feb 1, 2025
In a relationship with my heated car seat.
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Feb 1, 2025
Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?
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Feb 1, 2025
I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.
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Jan 29, 2025
My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.
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Jan 29, 2025
I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.
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Jan 28, 2025
Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.
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Jan 28, 2025
Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.
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Jan 28, 2025
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