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"Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail"
100 Funny car quotes
Funny car quotes highlight the hilarious adventures and misadventures that come with being behind the wheel! 🚗😂 Whether it’s getting lost on a “shortcut,” the endless battle with parking, or your car deciding to break down at the most inconvenient moment, these quotes remind us that driving is never as smooth as we think. Buckle up for some laughs on the road! 😂🛣️💨
Trending Funny Car Quotes 🔥
- I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.
- Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.
- All my small talk is done with a car horn.
- “The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.
- Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”
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"Guess it's time to trade in the sports car for a minivan! 🚗🔧😂 #LifeInThe40s" -
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"Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam" -
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"🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺" -
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"Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸" -
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"Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you're probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂" -
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"Why pay for therapy when you can have a Grammy-winning performance in traffic? 🚗🎤🎶" -
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"Brb, taking my car for a 'check-up' — hope it doesn't need any band-aids! 🚗👨⚕️🤣" -
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Looks like we've got a new public health crisis: "Car-itis"—the mysterious urge to park and peer into that glowing screen! 🚗📱 Maybe they're just trying to see if their cars have feelings too, or auditioning for the next "Fast & Furious: Smartphone Edition." 😂 Who knew parked cars could be the hottest new social hotspots? Remember, folks: your phone can wait—your car might need a break too! 🚙✨ -
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Looks like your glove box is playing hard to get! 🤣🧤 Maybe it's just practicing for the "hand" of friendship — or maybe it's secretly a minimalist with a sense of humor! 🚗😂
Top Funny Car Quotes 🔥
- The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.
- Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.
- All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.
- I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.
- We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.
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