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Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ύ has shared:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Making waves on Facebook:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Making waves on Facebook:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Shared recently on Reddit:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to β€˜Tree Fiddy’.

Going viral on Messenger:

β€œDo it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Just shared via Discord:

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

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Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡· has copied:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ύ has shared:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Just landed via Reddit:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Just shared via Threads:

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Spotted on Instagram:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Just shared via Twitch:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

Shared recently on Telegram:

β€œWould you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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