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Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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Just landed via Threads:

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

Spotted on Slack:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Just landed via Threads:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Live now on Facebook:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

Just shared via Reddit:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Trending via Messenger:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Live now on Reddit:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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52 shares on Threads this month:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

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If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

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My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Trending via X:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Shared recently on Slack:

Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

Trending via Slack:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Spotted on X:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Going viral on Slack:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Trending via Reddit:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Just shared via Facebook:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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