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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Can I come over and figure you out?

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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Funny cashiers quotes

Funny cashiers quotes bring the checkout line to life with laughs and unexpected wit 😄🛒 Whether scanning groceries or juggling snacks, these quick quips show the lighter side of retail life 💬✨ Ready to smile next time you’re at the register? Let’s dive into the funniest moments from behind the counter that prove cashiers have the best sense of humor! 😂💳

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Share →: If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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Looks like self-checkouts missed the memo on giving us a discount! 🤔💸🛒
2 weeks ago
Share →: I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Commentary:
"Karen, if I had that skill, I'd be at Gucci, not grabbing bargains at the Dollar Tree! 👜💰😂"
5 months ago
Share →: The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Commentary:
"Self-checkout: where you're both the customer AND the employee 🤪💸 Who knew scanning a can of beans could be so challenging, right? 😂 #CashierProblems"

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

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Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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