47 Funny cause quotes

• When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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  3 months ago

  back, cause, childhood, die, discipline, family, humor, i, kid, natural, natural cause, nostalgia, parents, sure, talking, talking back

• Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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  3 months ago

  cause, dating, doing, epidemic, humor, interaction, loneliness, male, male loneliness, proud, social, social interaction

• Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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  3 months ago

  cause, competition, desire, fantasy, humor, i, know, race, real, reality, self-deprecation, unicorn, win

• In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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  3 months ago

  cause, family, house, humor, kids, me, music, parenting, reversed, roles, tell, turn, turn down

• I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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  3 months ago

  cause, confidence, everything, excel, humble, humor, i, irony, raised, self-deprecation

• Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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  3 months ago

  cause, energy, humor, irony, just, label, loss, medication, read, removal, thinking, warning, weight, weight loss, wishful, wishful thinking, wrinkle, wrinkle removal

• Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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  3 months ago

  cause, happiness, humor, irony, whenever, wherever

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