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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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Mornings would be fine if they started later.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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