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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Broadcasted on Discord:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Shared recently on X:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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