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Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

Commentary:
"Triathletes are just overachievers looking for an excuse to wear spandex in public 🏊‍♂️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♂️ Who needs one sport when you can struggle through three, am I right? 😅 #TriathlonTorture"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Commentary:
"Swipe left for the grandpa, swipe right for the jailbird 🧓🔒 Looks like the dating pool is more like a pond with those options! 🌊 Who said romance was dead? 💔😂"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Commentary:
"Imagine the disappointment at family gatherings when they expected medical advice but got dad jokes instead… 😂 Who needs a stethoscope when you've got punchlines, right? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe laughter is the best medicine after all! 😆"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic tale of the never-ending dinner debate turning into a breakfast battle! 🍳🥓 It's like a culinary soap opera with a side of toast drama. 🍽️😄 Who knew choosing a restaurant could rival the intensity of a high-stakes negotiation? Just remember, in the game of food choices, there can only be one winner… or you could always just order pizza! 🍕🎉 #BreakfastDebateRealness
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Commentary:
"Ah, the brutal fashion critics have spoken! 😂👗 Just remember, those teens might be whispering about your awesome sense of style… or where you got that top from! 😉 #FashionPolice"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Commentary:
"Life is a dangerous game, so might as well go down in style! 🎲💥 Whether it's skydiving, spicy food, or extreme knitting, make sure your demise is one for the books! 😜🔥"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days of the in-flight entertainment struggle! 🎬✈️ Back then, the only plot twist we experienced was deciding if we could endure another round of the same movie. 😅🍿 #ThrowbackFlightChoices
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between a charming prince and a majestic horse! 🐴🤴 Who knew equine companions could be such fierce competition in the quest for true love? Perhaps it's time for a royal horse wedding! 🐎💍👑"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's taking the 'shot in the dark' approach to decision-making! 🎯🥃 Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a dart board and a bottle of liquor, right? Cheers to hoping for the best outcomes…and a steady hand! 🍻😄"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Commentary:
"Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs productivity when there's a whole day of Netflix waiting for you? 😅 Procrastination game strong! 💪 #NotToday"