11 funny cleverness quotes - Wordgag

I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

May 29, 2026

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

May 28, 2026

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

May 25, 2026

When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

May 24, 2026

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

May 23, 2026

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

May 23, 2026

Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

May 22, 2026

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

May 22, 2026

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

May 22, 2026

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

May 21, 2026

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

May 20, 2026