Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cozy blanket when you have a steaming hot pizza to snuggle up with on icy days? 🍕🔥 Embracing that delicious warmth beats frostbite any day! #PizzaHugs"

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Commentary:
"Baby, it's cold outside! 🥶 Either these guys have some serious dedication to shorts or they're just doubling up for that extra warmth! 🩳🩳 Who needs pants when you've got that icy chill to keep you company, am I right? 😂❄️"

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Commentary:
Ah, in Russia, even the cold has something to say! ❄️🇷🇺 Clearly, the cold is just not chill with your complaining skills! 😂 #ColdComplainer #RussianWinter

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Commentary:
🤧💔 "Goodbye cruel world, for I have a cold and apparently that's the end of the line for me. Farewell, tissues and chicken soup, it's been real." 😂👋

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Commentary:
"Ah, the great outdoors: where the sun shines too bright, the rain falls too hard, the wind blows too strong, and the bugs party too loud! 🌤️🌧️💨🦟 Who needs nature's elements when you have a cozy couch indoors, am I right? 😂"

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Commentary:
Ah, so you're saying my icy heart and mysterious aura remind you of the chilly winter nights? ❄️🌚 Well, I must say, I have been told that I have a captivating darkness about me! 😂

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Commentary:
"Who knew finding love could be just a matter of adjusting the thermostat? 🌡️❤️ Stay warm and cozy with the one who shares your ideal temperature settings – it's a match made in heating heaven! 🔥😄"

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Commentary:
🤣💬 "Looks like someone's sliding into DMs while I'm warming the bedsheets! Maybe you should bring your own heated blanket next time! 😜🔥 #ChillInMyDMsWarmInMyBed"

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Commentary:
"May your pillow forever stay cool, and your enemies forever feel the heat of a warm pillow. 😂🛌 #ColdSideBurn"

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Commentary:
"Warning: My heart may be icy, but my feet are straight out of the Arctic! ❄️🥶 Step carefully, you might get frostbite!"