63 Funny cold quotes

• Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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  5 hours ago

  call, cold, hot, i, just, me, mood, mood swing, mother, Mother Nature, nature, period, swing, temperature, too, weather

• Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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  17 hours ago

  air, air fryer, brew, bro, Caesar, caesar salad, cold, cold brew, food, food trend, found, fryer, healthy, healthy food, high protein, i, Instagram, media, oats, overnight, overnight oats, recipe, salad, social, social media, trend, trendy, trendy food, try

• I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

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  22 hours ago

  basic, basic needs, cold, discomfort, freezing, hunger, needs, pee, peeing, starving

• Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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  1 day ago

  blacksmith, cold, cold water, cooking, feel, frying, frying pan, hot, hot pan, humor, kitchen, me, metaphor, pan, putting, running, sink, water

• Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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  1 day ago

  breakfast, clothes, clothing, cold, cold food, eating, food, humor, laziness, morning, morning routine, ravioli, routine, still

• It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

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  6 days ago

  ad, ads, Chrome, cold, firefox, hands, humor, i, need, news, phone, read, technology, using, warm, warmth, winter

• Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.

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  2 weeks ago

  90, being, body, body temperature, cold, dieting, humor, losing, loss, temperature, time, weight, weight loss

• New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

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  2 weeks ago

  awesome, breakfast, city, city life, cold, expensive, freezing, homeless, humor, irony, life, new, New York, past, people, spend, walk, yes, york

• Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

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  3 weeks ago

  bikini, cold, cold weather, fashion, girl, girls, humor, photoshoot, seen, single, snow, tired, weather, winter, year

• Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

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  1 month ago

  avoid, cold, hack, house, leaving, never, staying, staying in, winter

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