Funny colonoscopy quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this year's Christmas letter is going for that 'behind the scenes' experience! 🎅🎥 Who needs Jingle Bells when you have colons to serenade you? 🎄💩 #TMIChristmasSpecial"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing says 'getting to know you' like comparing polyps! 🎈💑 Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have colonoscopies together? 🕯️💩 #RelationshipGoals 😂"

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