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Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,828

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Making waves on Twitch:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Spotted on Instagram:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Making waves on YouTube:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Broadcasted on Slack:

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Going viral on Twitch:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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29 shares on WeChat this month:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

92 shares on Twitch this month:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

11 shares on Slack this month:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

50 shares on X this month:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,868

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Going bananas on Slack:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Trending via YouTube:

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

Making waves on Instagram:

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Just shared via Threads:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Spotted on YouTube:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

Going viral on Telegram:

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Just shared via Threads:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

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