29 Funny coming quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

  Commentary:
  "When 'I just don't want to' doesn't cut it, I guess we're all going to Plan B: avoid eye contact and pretend we didn't hear it! 🙈🤷‍♂️😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Team Fire argues global warming. Team Ice counters with ice cream shortage fears. Tune in for the meltdown! 🔥🍦😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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  Commentary:
  "Love the travel stories, but maybe it's time for a return trip! 🚀😄✈️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, my bed still recognizes me as its rightful owner after my vacation. 🛏️🙌😴 #HomeSweetBed"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

  Commentary:
  "Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

  Commentary:
  Guess I better bring my own snacks and patience! 🍿🤪💻 #FamilyDrama

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about channeling your inner diplomat! 🐶💬 Next thing you know, you'll be asking it about its day and negotiating a peace treaty over a pup bowl. 🍖✌️ Who knew the secret to doggy diplomacy was just a good ear and some empathy? 😂🐾

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the eternal truth of feeling like a homebody disguised as a social butterfly! 🦋🏡 Embrace the joy of going out just so you can have that epic "ahh, I'm finally home" moment. Who needs wild adventures when you have the cozy comfort of your own kingdom, am I right? 👑🛋️

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for cars – can you imagine explaining to a horse why you're stumbling home at 3am with club music still ringing in your ears? 🐴🚗 #horsepowervsenginepower"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

  Commentary:
  Winter seems to have a lot on its mind, like a dramatic houseguest who just can't seem to make up its mind! 🤣❄️ Don't worry, Winter, we're all ears for your next rant!

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