Funny quotes companionship

21 Funny companionship quotes

They should invent someone who holds me.

2 weeks ago

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

1 month ago

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

1 month ago

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

3 months ago

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

3 months ago

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

3 months ago

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

3 months ago

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

3 months ago

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

3 months ago

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

3 months ago

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

3 months ago

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

3 months ago

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

3 months ago

I’m not alone. I have ants.

3 months ago

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

3 months ago

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

3 months ago

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

3 months ago

I wish I had a friend like me.

3 months ago

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

3 months ago

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

3 months ago