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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

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My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό has downloaded:

I bring a very β€œare you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Someone from πŸ‡΄πŸ‡² has shared:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄ has copied:

I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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My bra isn’t just padded β€” it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Making waves on TikTok:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Seen just now on Discord:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Seen just now on Slack:

Jackie Chan used to say β€œI don’t want troubleβ€œ and then break everybody’s legs.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

31 Funny companionship quotes

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37 shares on Instagram this month:

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

46 shares on Facebook this month:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

87 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

33 shares on Slack this month:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

24 shares on X this month:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

35 shares on TikTok this month:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡© has bookmarked:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡³ has downloaded:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡ͺ has downloaded:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ has copied:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Έ has shared:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡° has copied:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡Ί has copied:

Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

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My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

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Spotted on Twitch:

When I say β€œI’m open to feedback” I mean β€œI accept compliments.”

Making waves on Instagram:

The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

Just landed via Telegram:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Spotted on Reddit:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Seen just now on Slack:

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Shared recently on X:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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