Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Establish dominance over your children by whining louder.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2382 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,544

Funny Quotes Topics

15,227

Funny Quotes Images

12,544

3 hours ago

3,439

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

How is it still this week?

Making waves on WeChat:

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Spotted on Snapchat:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Just shared via Instagram:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Seen just now on Telegram:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Shared recently on Discord:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Just shared via Slack:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Home » Funny Companionship Quotes

29 Funny companionship quotes

Funny companionship quotes 😂 are the perfect way to celebrate the joys and quirks of friendship! 🎉 Whether you’re sharing laughs with your best buddy or giggling over inside jokes, these quotes capture the humor and warmth that make companionship so special. 🤗 Get ready to chuckle and maybe even snag a few quotable gems for your next post or chat. Dive into the world of witty words and playful banter! 😄

New funny companionship quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

Commentary:
Looks like ChatGPT just raised the bar for emotional support! Who knew AI could give me more feelings than any rom-com? 😂🤖❤️
3 weeks ago
Share →: With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Commentary:
Cats: the original stress ball, but with purring! 🐱💆‍♂️✨
1 month ago
Share →: Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Commentary:
"When you realize you've been demoted to emotional support human! 😂🤝 #PlatonicPerks 🍦👫"
2 months ago
Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Commentary:
"Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"
2 months ago
Share →: We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

…

Commentary:
"Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟‍♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"
2 months ago
Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Commentary:
😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the rare 'butterfly effect' of dating—starts as a caterpillar, ends as a social media post! 🐛➡️🦋📱 #RelationshipGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: They should invent someone who holds me.

Commentary:
"Someone to hold you? You mean like a personal hugging device? 🤖🤗 Or maybe just a set of extra long arms for those hard-to-reach cuddle moments? 🦾🤗 Just imagine the possibilities! 😉"
4 months ago
Share →: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Commentary:
🌑💀 Feeling lonely? Just dim those lights and cue up a horror movie! Suddenly, you'll have some new spooky pals to keep you company. Who needs human friends when you've got terrifying monsters on the screen?! 🎬👻

For even more funny companionship quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny companionship quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2382 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,544

Funny Quotes Topics

15,227

Funny Quotes Images

12,544

3 hours ago

3,454

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Shared recently on Threads:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Going viral on Messenger:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Trending via YouTube:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Just landed via X:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Trending via Twitch:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴