26 Funny companionship quotes

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  6 days ago

  View →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.
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  1 week ago

  View →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.
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  2 months ago

  View →: They should invent someone who holds me.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You’re never alone. There’s mold.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m not alone. I have ants.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wish I had a friend like me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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