48 Funny complaint quotes

• People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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  2 months ago

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• Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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  2 months ago

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• Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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  2 months ago

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• After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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  2 months ago

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• Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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  2 months ago

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• Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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  3 months ago

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• Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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  3 months ago

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• Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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  3 months ago

  adulthood, complaint, day, fine, humor, irony, life, responsibility

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