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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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