45 Funny computer quotes

• The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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  4 weeks ago

  benevolent, computer, evil, humor, less, most, phone, screen, technology, TV

• Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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  1 month ago

  1, accidental, accidental save, accidentally, computer, computer frustration, digital, digital life, dramatic, duplication, end, file, file duplication, file management, file saving, frustration, funny moment, humor, i, life, management, moment, save, saving, technology, technology humor, twice, worst

• Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

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  2 months ago

  before, breakup, broke, communication, computer, computers, friend, friendship, humor, mutual, mutual friend, night, printer, printers, relationship, technology, treat

• You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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  2 months ago

  bad, computer, connection, digital, humor, internet, just, love, pun, relationship, tech

• I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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  2 months ago

  aging, browser, browser tab, computer, humor, i, internet, meme, older, open, procrastination, tab, tabs, technology

• My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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  2 months ago

  am, computer, doing, good, heat, humor, i, job, joke, laptop, multitasking, overheating, productivity, tech, tech joke, technology, work

• My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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  2 months ago

  AI, beautiful, beauty, being, competition, computer, contest, crafting, creativity, cry, dream, emotion, humor, i, story, writing, writing contest

• My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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  2 months ago

  changing, computer, consider, defiance, fight, fighting, humor, me, password, sarcasm, street, street fight, streets, technology

• Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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  2 months ago

  computer, humor, internet, joke, love, pun, relationship, tech

• You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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  2 months ago

  computer, computer humor, error, error message, frustration, humor, IT, know, message, programming, sarcasm, something, tech, tech humor, wrong

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