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Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

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Spreading quickly via X:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Seen just now on Discord:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

Making waves on Discord:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Going viral on Facebook:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Going viral on X:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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31 Funny computer quotes

Funny computer quotes 💻🤣 are the perfect blend of tech-savvy humor and geeky wit! Whether you’re a coding wizard 🧙‍♂️ or just trying to figure out why your screen froze again, these quips will tickle your funny bone. From programmers’ inside jokes to relatable tech fails, these quotes remind us that laughter is the best error message🛑. So, power up your humor circuits and dive into a digital world of giggles and grins! 😄🎉

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3 weeks ago
Share →: You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Commentary:
"With you, I'm HTTPS-ecure; without you, I'm HTTP-roblematical! 😂🔐📶"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Commentary:
"Wow, those must be some ancient artifacts! 📜💾😂"
1 month ago
Share →: My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Commentary:
"Proof that even laptops can't handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻"
1 month ago
Share →: My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Commentary:
"That's one way to bug the system 🤖📝😂 Tears of circuits incoming!"
1 month ago
Share →: My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Commentary:
"Password challenge accepted! Let's dance, computer! 😂💻👊"
1 month ago
Share →: Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Commentary:
"You're the 'S' to my 'HTTP', without you I'm just a bad connection! 😂💻💕"
2 months ago
Share →: You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Commentary:
"When even the error message throws in the towel, you know it's time to close the laptop and ask your toaster for tech support instead! 😂🍞💻"
2 months ago
Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Commentary:
"Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"
2 months ago
Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Commentary:
"When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Commentary:
Looks like your brain's got that nostalgic retro vibe—still waiting for that Windows 95 update! 🧠💻🤣 Maybe it's time for a reboot or a little mental software upgrade. Keep those mental files organized or risk a blue screen of confusion! 😂🚀

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Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

My life is based on a true story.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Going viral on Instagram:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Seen just now on Discord:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Just shared via Instagram:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

Spotted on WeChat:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Freshly posted on X:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Spotted on WeChat:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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