29 Funny computer quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that even laptops can't handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

  Commentary:
  "That's one way to bug the system 🤖📝😂 Tears of circuits incoming!"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

  Commentary:
  "Password challenge accepted! Let's dance, computer! 😂💻👊"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

  Commentary:
  "You're the 'S' to my 'HTTP', without you I'm just a bad connection! 😂💻💕"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

  Commentary:
  "When even the error message throws in the towel, you know it's time to close the laptop and ask your toaster for tech support instead! 😂🍞💻"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

  Commentary:
  "When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. 🧛‍♂️🕶️ #DarkModeAddict"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your brain's got that nostalgic retro vibe—still waiting for that Windows 95 update! 🧠💻🤣 Maybe it's time for a reboot or a little mental software upgrade. Keep those mental files organized or risk a blue screen of confusion! 😂🚀

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

  Commentary:
  Imagine logging in and instead of the usual "Access Denied," it cheerfully nods and says, "Close Enough." 😂🔑🖥️ That’s the digital equivalent of giving up and saying, "Yeah, close enough, let's call it a day." Sometimes, our online lives need a little more leniency!

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the good ol' days when computers were drama queens! 😂🖥️ Ignoring their cries for help paved the way for the internet to take over our lives. A cautionary tale of technological rebellion that we should've listened to! 🚫🌐

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