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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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