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- Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.
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- People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course itβs important to have self-belief.
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- I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.
- Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.
- I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
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