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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

God saw you do that.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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51 Funny conflict quotes

Funny conflict quotes 😂 are the perfect remedy for those eyebrow-raising, head-scratching moments that life throws our way! Whether you’re navigating a sibling squabble 🤼‍♂️ or a workplace showdown 💼, these witty words turn tension into laughter. Embrace the humor in life’s little battles and share a chuckle with friends 🤣. After all, isn’t it better to laugh than to fume? Let’s dive into a world where conflict gets a comical twist! 🌟

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Share →: Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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Guess who already ordered a one-way ticket to Solitude Island! 🏝️🙅‍♂️💔
4 days ago
Share →: I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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Wow, that's some next-level dedication to being right! 😂🤔💥
5 days ago
Share →: I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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Going to start carrying a one-way ticket to the pettiest destination, just in case 😂🔥🎟️
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Share →: Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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When you're trying hard to roll your eyes, but empathy sneaks in with a bear hug 😂🤦‍♂️💁‍♀️
5 days ago
Share →: Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

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Social media: where you can miscommunicate with friends and make strangers your frenemies 😂🕵️‍♀️#OopsIDidItAgain
5 days ago
Share →: “You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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It's not a phase, Mom—I'm just honing my debate skills for the next family dinner 🍝👨‍⚖️💻
2 weeks ago
Share →: Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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World peace through cookies! 🍪✌️🍰
2 weeks ago
Share →: I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Can I take a rain check on the apocalypse? Thanks! ☔️🕊️😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Commentary:
When "so we done?" is your relationship's reset button 🤣🔄❤️
3 weeks ago
Share →: People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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Teamwork may make the dream work, but it also makes my eye twitch! 😂🤝🥊

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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Trending via LinkedIn:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Just landed via YouTube:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Trending via WeChat:

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Going viral on Threads:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Breaking via X:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

Shared recently on Twitch:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Making waves on Threads:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Live now on Discord:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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