68 Funny conflict quotes

• My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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  2 weeks ago

  conflict, control, country, exaggeration, fight, fighting, humor, joke, much, oil, over, skin

• The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

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  2 weeks ago

  angel, both, conflict, devil, frustration, humor, inner, inner conflict, me, self-awareness, shoulder, shoulders

• If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

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  3 weeks ago

  beef, celebrity, conflict, government, humor, lost, media, online, online beef, politics, pop, pop star, social, social media, star

• Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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  3 weeks ago

  both, conflict, costner, dance, dancing, humor, i, inner, inner conflict, inside, Kevin, Kevin Costner, know, wolf, works

• Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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  4 weeks ago

  argument, conflict, fight, fighting, humor, internet, life, media, please, real, short, short life, social, social media, start, stop

• Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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  4 weeks ago

  apart, argument, conflict, drama, exaggeration, family, humor, me, saying, someone, tearing, whenever

• If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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  1 month ago

  advice, celebration, conflict, family, fighting, holiday, humor, live, relationship, survival, Thanksgiving

• If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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  1 month ago

  30, again, agree, anger, back, board, board of directors, chat, communication, conflict, conflict resolution, directors, forgiveness, friends, group, group chat, humor, later, mad, means, minutes, relationship, resolution, told

• Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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  1 month ago

  conflict, couple, every, hanging, humor, interaction, love, me, never, relationship, sarcasm, saying, social, social interaction, time

• I’d rather lose you than the argument.

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  2 months ago

  argument, communication, conflict, humor, ID, lose, love, prioritization, relationship

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