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When empathy's your superpower but you're trying not to be Captain Save-a-Consequence 😂🙅♂️🙈
16 Funny consequence quotes
I swear my consequences don’t even have actions.
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So relatable! My life’s plot twists have more cliffhangers than actions 🤦♂️😂
We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.
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Guess it's back to playing air accordion in silence all season long 🎶🙉😂
I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.
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Sounds like my superpower is "Procrastination Man" swooping in right before the clock runs out! ⏰🦸♂️📚
What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.
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Looks like they should start investing in steel-toed boots for extra protection 🤣🥾💥
Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.
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Now I'm not just shocked by the doorbell but also by how much my girlfriend wanted a professional. 🔌😜🔊🤯
I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.
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"When you achieve inner peace by turning your inbox into a black hole. 🌌📭😂"
Friends with consequences.
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"When you agree to Netflix and chill, but forget the 'Netflix' part. 😅📺❌"
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
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Looks like consequences come unprepared—guess it's a no-lube situation! 😅🚫💦
All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.
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🍎🌎🤔 "Imagine causing millennia of suffering and chaos just by taking a bite out of an innocent apple! 🤷♂️ Who knew fruits could have such dramatic consequences? 🙈 Maybe next time, stick to bananas or strawberries to avoid all this trouble! 😆"