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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.