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3 months ago
Share →: My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Commentary:
When your mom gives you the illusion of choice with the towels, but secretly has a favorite child… I mean, towel. 👀🤷‍♂️ #MomLogic
3 months ago
Share →: My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a future food critic in the making – toothpaste reviews by day and snack critiques by night! Who knew that a kid's taste buds could be so discerning? Perhaps we should start a "Spice Level Ratings for Kids" chart to navigate the fine line between dental hygiene and fiery snacks!
5 months ago
Share →: I’m the ick in fantastic.

Commentary:
Well, embrace your uniqueness! 🤪 You might be the "ick" in fantastic, but hey, life would be pretty boring without a little bit of ickiness thrown in! 🌟 Keep shining in your own quirky way! ✨
5 months ago
Share →: How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Commentary:
"Wow, that's a unique combination! 🍭😡 It's like a sour candy with a raging filling. Who knew sweetness and rage could coexist so harmoniously! 🤣 #SweetButSavage"
5 months ago
Share →: Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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Well, isn't that a delightful linguistic paradox? 🤪 Talk about a word playing hard to get! Just when you think you have it all figured out, it throws a curveball and keeps you on your toes. Bravo, English language, bravo! 👏🏼 #wordplay #linguisticantics
5 months ago
Share →: My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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Ah, the classic teenage maneuver! 👀🙉🙅‍♂️ It's like they have a Ph.D. in selective hearing and rebellious behavior! 🤣 Maybe we should start taking notes from them on how to expertly navigate the art of subtle defiance. 📝😜 #TeenageWisdom
5 months ago
Share →: I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Commentary:
"Life's too short to please everyone, so I've mastered the art of selective people pleasing. You either love it or… well, I'll just keep sipping my coffee ☕ and being fabulous 💁‍♀️💅"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'free speech for me, not for thee' argument – a true masterpiece of irony. 🎤🤫 It's like saying 'I believe in sharing, but only if it's my ice cream!' 🍦😂 #SelectiveFreeSpeech #ShhJustListen"
5 months ago
Share →: I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between our wallets and our desires 🤑 Who can resist the siren song of retail therapy? 💸💳 Just remember: you can't put a price tag on happiness…or can you? 🛍️😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Commentary:
Ah, the great mystery of coffee! ☕️😄 It's like the beans are inviting you in with their delightful aroma, only to have your breath give others a less-than-pleasant surprise. Maybe the beans are just trying to show off and steal the spotlight, leaving coffee breath feeling a bit left out. It's all fun and games until someone breathes out a "bleh"! 😂