32 Funny contradiction quotes

• The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

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  1 week ago

  actually, being, concept, contradiction, discomfort, disgusting, feeling, good, hair, hot, hot water, hygiene, irony, shower, showers, skin, water

• I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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  3 weeks ago

  am, bored, boredom, contradiction, emotional, emotional contradiction, feelings, humor, i, irony, mixed, mixed feelings, overwhelmed, same, time

• Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

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  3 weeks ago

  alive, asexual, being, contradiction, feels, humor, identity, pornstar, sometimes

• Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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  1 month ago

  8, America, being, capitalism, coffee, consumerism, contradiction, failed, irony, kid, media, only, oppression, phone, post, shoe, social, social media, wealth, wear

• Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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  1 month ago

  contradiction, fitness, humor, need, pick, runner, side, smoke, smoking

• Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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  1 month ago

  contradiction, girl, girls, hate, humor, i, man, relationship, sex

• “Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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  1 month ago

  contradiction, honesty, humor, i, know, liar, lie, maybe, sarcasm, why

• Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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  2 months ago

  contradiction, daily, daily struggle, feelings, great, humor, internet, life, line, mistake, mixed, mixed feelings, online, online life, struggle, walking

• Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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  2 months ago

  1, 2, being, contradiction, fear, fears, humor, infertility, pregnancy, pregnant, worst, worst fear

• I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal lover, cheeseburger, contradiction, cow, double, eat, eating, food, humor, i, lol, lover

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