14 Funny costume quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

  Commentary:
  "Same here! That mask is totally their best feature! 🎭😆 #UnmaskingTheTruth"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! 🎃👖😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about taking Halloween to new heights! Who knew the key to being a sexy kite was just a tampon away? 🎃🪁 Now that's what I call creative thinking and some serious string skills! 😂 #HalloweenGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

  Commentary:
  Well, who says you can't conquer an empire in style? 👠🛡️ Those Roman soldiers sure knew how to make a statement on the battlefield! Fashion-forward warriors, bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fighting in style." 💃💪 Just imagine their enemies' reactions when they showed up in those short, yet tasteful leather skirts! 🤣 #FashionablyFierce #RomanChic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is aiming for a position on the Dark Side of the boardroom! 💼🌌 May the force be strong with this one… or at least the espresso! ☕️😄 #DressedForSuccess"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

  Commentary:
  "Just call it contemporary folklore 🤣 Sweatpants: the unofficial uniform of productivity and comfort 🎨💼 Who needs fancy costumes when you have the versatility of sweatpants? 💁‍♂️👖 #FashionForward #CasualChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a costume when you're already a real-life character? 🎃😄 Just add a cape and call it a day! You're spooktacular just the way you are 👻 #HalloweenReady"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, aiming to be a supreme leader in the Empire doesn't quite align with the company dress code 🌌👔 May the dress regulations be with you! #StormtrooperStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy suit when you can have the Bat-suit? 🦇💼 Talk about making a lasting impression! Just imagine showing up at a formal event in full Batman gear – now that's how you steal the show! 😂 #DressToImpress"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

  Commentary:
  "Banana costume owners: always ready to peel out and make a fruity fashion statement, no matter the occasion 🍌😂 #bananagoals"

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