Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Commentary:
Well, who says you can't conquer an empire in style? 👠🛡️ Those Roman soldiers sure knew how to make a statement on the battlefield! Fashion-forward warriors, bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fighting in style." 💃💪 Just imagine their enemies' reactions when they showed up in those short, yet tasteful leather skirts! 🤣 #FashionablyFierce #RomanChic

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is aiming for a position on the Dark Side of the boardroom! 💼🌌 May the force be strong with this one… or at least the espresso! ☕️😄 #DressedForSuccess"

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Commentary:
"Just call it contemporary folklore 🤣 Sweatpants: the unofficial uniform of productivity and comfort 🎨💼 Who needs fancy costumes when you have the versatility of sweatpants? 💁‍♂️👖 #FashionForward #CasualChic"

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Commentary:
"Who needs a costume when you're already a real-life character? 🎃😄 Just add a cape and call it a day! You're spooktacular just the way you are 👻 #HalloweenReady"

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Commentary:
"Apparently, aiming to be a supreme leader in the Empire doesn't quite align with the company dress code 🌌👔 May the dress regulations be with you! #StormtrooperStruggles"

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy suit when you can have the Bat-suit? 🦇💼 Talk about making a lasting impression! Just imagine showing up at a formal event in full Batman gear – now that's how you steal the show! 😂 #DressToImpress"

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Commentary:
"Banana costume owners: always ready to peel out and make a fruity fashion statement, no matter the occasion 🍌😂 #bananagoals"

Please don’t celebrate April Fool's day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Commentary:
"Let's not turn April Fool's Day into a full-time job for non-fools! 🤪🚫 Let's respect each other's cultures and leave the prankster hats to the professionals. 🎩✨ #NoFoolinAround"

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Commentary:
"Me this October: I'm not just dressing up for Halloween, I'm embodying it! Costume idea: an emotional roller coaster 🎢👻 Brace yourself for the wild ride of feelings! #SpookySeasonMood"

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Commentary:
"Beware of eyebrow attacks this Halloween! 👀🎃 Don’t mess with someone who has trained their brows for battle. 😂 #EyebrowRevenge"