Funny quotes costume

12 Funny costume quotes

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

4 weeks ago

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

2 months ago

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

3 months ago

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

3 months ago

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

3 months ago

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

3 months ago

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

3 months ago

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

3 months ago

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

3 months ago

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

3 months ago

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

3 months ago

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

3 months ago