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21 Funny costume quotes

Funny costume quotes 🎭 are the perfect way to add extra laughs 😂 to any party or Halloween bash! Whether you’re rocking a spooky look 👻 or a quirky character 🎉, these witty sayings bring out the fun and creativity in every outfit. Get ready to turn heads, spark smiles 😄, and share some costume humor that’s as unforgettable as your getup! 🎉✨

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Posted onFeb 16, 2025Feb 16, 2025

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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