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Funny costume quotes 🎭 are the perfect way to add extra laughs 😂 to any party or Halloween bash! Whether you’re rocking a spooky look 👻 or a quirky character 🎉, these witty sayings bring out the fun and creativity in every outfit. Get ready to turn heads, spark smiles 😄, and share some costume humor that’s as unforgettable as your getup! 🎉✨

New funny costume quotes 👇

7 days ago
Share →: Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Commentary:
Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
1 week ago
Share →: You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Commentary:
Looks like you're ready for a deep-sea pillage in the washing machine! 🐬⚔️🧺
2 weeks ago
Share →: I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Commentary:
"Taking 'a big monster on the course' a little too literally! ⛳🦖🌪️ #WindmillNemesis"
1 month ago
Share →: My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Commentary:
"Same here! That mask is totally their best feature! 🎭😆 #UnmaskingTheTruth"
1 month ago
Share →: The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! 🎃👖😂"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Commentary:
"Talk about taking Halloween to new heights! Who knew the key to being a sexy kite was just a tampon away? 🎃🪁 Now that's what I call creative thinking and some serious string skills! 😂 #HalloweenGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Commentary:
Well, who says you can't conquer an empire in style? 👠🛡️ Those Roman soldiers sure knew how to make a statement on the battlefield! Fashion-forward warriors, bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fighting in style." 💃💪 Just imagine their enemies' reactions when they showed up in those short, yet tasteful leather skirts! 🤣 #FashionablyFierce #RomanChic
6 months ago
Share →: They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is aiming for a position on the Dark Side of the boardroom! 💼🌌 May the force be strong with this one… or at least the espresso! ☕️😄 #DressedForSuccess"
6 months ago
Share →: The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Commentary:
"Just call it contemporary folklore 🤣 Sweatpants: the unofficial uniform of productivity and comfort 🎨💼 Who needs fancy costumes when you have the versatility of sweatpants? 💁‍♂️👖 #FashionForward #CasualChic"
6 months ago
Share →: You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Commentary:
"Who needs a costume when you're already a real-life character? 🎃😄 Just add a cape and call it a day! You're spooktacular just the way you are 👻 #HalloweenReady"