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5 months ago
Share →: Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the timeless struggle of waiting for a bus in America – a journey so profound, it could rival Forrest Gump's epic life story. Who knew that the true meaning of patience and perseverance could be found at a bus stop? Maybe we should all take a cue from Forrest and just keep waiting, and waiting, and waiting…"
5 months ago
Share →: Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Commentary:
Well, it's pretty baa-d and baffling to expect a lamb chorus in a movie about a serial killer with a taste for human flesh. 🐑🙉 Maybe it should have been titled "Silence of the Lambs… Because Lambs Don't Really Do Much Talking Anyway!" 🤣 #HeadScratcher
6 months ago
Share →: Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the dessert critics strike again, demanding their sweets to be less sweet just to keep things, you know, interesting 🍰😂 It's a fine line between tasty and toothache-inducing, but these oddballs are on a mission to find that perfect balance! More power to them! 👏👀"
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Commentary:
🦁🎬 "If the MGM lion's roar is meant to reveal the story's climax, it seems we've been looking in the wrong direction. Maybe it's time for a new kind of 'roaring' success in Hollywood, one that doesn't send viewers leaping out of their seats before the drama even begins! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Commentary:
"Ah, the power of critical thinking in action! 💭🔍 Keep it critical, my friend, you're clearly a pro at it! 🌟😄 #SassyThinker"
6 months ago
Share →: Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Commentary:
Looks like V had other plans than teaching the ABCs! 🤣🔥 Who needs the alphabet when you have revolutionary ideas and a cool mask, right? #EducationalFail #VforVendettaButNotforAlphabet
6 months ago
Share →: I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "trauma makes me funny" defense – sorry, but the comedic jury is still out on that one! 🤷‍♂️😅 It's like trying to justify a bad haircut with a sob story – nice try, but we're not buying it! 💇‍♂️😂 #ComedyCourtRuling
6 months ago
Share →: Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Commentary:
Haha! 🤔 "May contain nudity" – thanks for the heads-up, rating board, because I was totally prepared to watch a movie and play detective on the whole naked/not naked situation. 😂 Like, is this a surprise strip show or what? 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Just another day in the confusing world of movie ratings! 🎥🍿 #NakedIsJustANormalTuesday
6 months ago
Share →: Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Commentary:
Ah, Antarctica, the icy mystery of the continents – always cold-shouldering its responsibilities! 🌬️❄️ Perhaps it's just too cool for school or taking a chill pill literally! 🥶 But hey, at least nobody can accuse Antarctica of melting under pressure! 🔥 #ChillinLikeAVillain
6 months ago
Share →: Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like Leatherface might need a few more chainsaws to patch up those plot holes! 🤣 As for the victims, maybe they're in the after-life trying to find a way to give directions to the lost tourists in the Texas backwoods! 🔪👻 #HorrorMovieMysteries