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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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Share →: Is this art or trash?

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"Ah, the timeless debate: where some see art 🎨, others see trash 🗑️. It's all about perspective really – one person's masterpiece 💫 is another person's mess 🤔. Who's to say what's trash and what's treasure? 🤷‍♂️ Let the debate rage on! 🔥"
6 months ago
Share →: The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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Ah, yes, because what's more oppressive than a word that even autocorrect struggles with? 🤓💼 But hey, at least we can all take solace in the fact that we're not alone in our linguistic struggles… solidarity, fellow spelling warriors! ✊🏼🔤
6 months ago
Share →: My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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"Ah, the age-old metric of educational success: nuggets per order! 🍗🎓 Perhaps we should start grading schools based on their crispy chicken output. Who needs standardized testing when you've got a box of nuggets to gauge academic excellence? 😂 #NuggetWisdom"
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Share →: The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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"Talk about a post-date evaluation! 📝😬 Guess she wanted to make sure you had all the data for your 'Improving Your Dating Skills' report! 📉🤣 #LessonLearned"
6 months ago
Share →: Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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🤣🔥 Caveman: "I just invented the wheel!" 🎉 Journalist: "Hold my pen, I've got some hot takes on why the wheel is bad for humanity. Spoiler alert: it doesn't have good mileage!" 🙈 #StoneAgeHotTakes

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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