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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Live now on Discord:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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Tested positive for being single af

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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