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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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Be the funny, awkward silence breaker you want to see in the world.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Trending via Discord:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

Seen just now on Telegram:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

Going viral on Instagram:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Seen just now on Slack:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Making waves on Discord:

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Going viral on Slack:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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98 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

87 shares on WeChat this month:

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

I think God was high when he made me.

24 shares on Slack this month:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

Making waves on Reddit:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Live now on Messenger:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Shared recently on Facebook:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Trending via Snapchat:

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Trending via Telegram:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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