59 Funny daily routine quotes

• The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

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  3 weeks ago

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• I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Work beers should be a daily thing.

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  3 weeks ago

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