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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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Funny dark humor quotes are like a mischievous wink in the world of comedy, perfectly blending laughter and a touch of the unexpected 😂💀. They dance on the edge, tickling our funny bones while revealing those deliciously awkward truths we secretly love to acknowledge 🤭. If you enjoy a chuckle with a side of edginess, these quotes are your go-to for a humor fix that’s both daring and delightful! 🌟

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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