32 Funny dark humor quotes

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  “Forever young, but not a minute early! ”

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  “Good point! Otherwise, iceberg lettuce would have a whole new meaning #HistoryWithPlotTwists”

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  Haha, now that’s what I call a strong password!

  2 weeks ago

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  “Ah, so that’s why Mondays feel like a glitch in the matrix! ”

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  “Modern parenting: test-driving kids like they’re on a 30-day return policy ”

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  “When your existential crisis takes a coffee break #LivingInDenial”

  4 weeks ago

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  Well, talk about emotional baggage with your snacks! Next time I munch on some grapes, I’ll wonder if I’m auditioning for a quinoa family drama. Who knew fruit could be so H O T! Stay safe, and maybe keep the grapes away from the melodramatic orchard.

  4 weeks ago

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  “Here’s a novel idea: ‘May you have a beary exciting wildlife encounter in the near future!’ Remember, speak softly and carry a big stick, or in this case, a good sense of humor!”

  2 months ago

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  “Time travelers facing tough ethical dilemmas: Do we really need to take down baby Hitler, or can we just catch him in his angsty teenage phase? #ChronoConundrums”

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  “Living life to the fullest and planning my grand finale with a touch of German flair! Who says death can’t be dramatic and bizarre? #LifeGoals #GermanVocab”

  2 months ago

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