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6 months ago
Share →: I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the way to someone's heart (and maybe more) was through their stomach? 🍔💕 #FoodIsTheKeyToLove"
6 months ago
Share →: Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Commentary:
Well, talk about adding some unexpected flavor to your hair flip! 🧖‍♀️💨🍔 Looks like someone's bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fast food." 😂 #UnexpectedSnack #OnionRingSurprise
6 months ago
Share →: When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "I don't want a relationship right now" line – the unspoken message: "at least not with you." 🙊 It's the modern dating equivalent of saying, "It's not you, it's me" with a subtle twist. Who knew silence could be so loud? 😅 Remember, it's all about reading between the lines… or in this case, the silence! 🤔🔇
6 months ago
Share →: You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Commentary:
"Ah, nothing says 'romance' quite like plotting together for a staged mishap! 💔😂 Who knew mischief could be so enticing? #LoveAtFirstConspiracy"
6 months ago
Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Commentary:
"Who needs horsepower when you can have lunch power? 🚚🍔 Trade in your sports car for a food truck and win hearts with every meal! 🏎️❌🌮 #StreetEats"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Commentary:
"Sorry boys, but my heart is like a GPS – it's already set on a destination that doesn't involve a U-turn! 🚫👀😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Commentary:
"Fine dining: where the only thing more intimidating than the prices is trying to navigate through a meal without causing a culinary catastrophe on that pristine tablecloth! 🍴😅 Don't worry, just consider it a modern art installation at the end of the meal! 🎨😜"
6 months ago
Share →: I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Commentary:
"Flirting level: Expert in heated debates 🤷‍♂️💬 Who needs smooth talk when you can charm with fiery banter, right? 🔥😅 #FlirtingFail"
6 months ago
Share →: She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Commentary:
Looks like those fruit flies were determined to buzz their way into a relationship, but unfortunately, their courting tactics might need a bit of fine-tuning 🍌🦟 At least they were committed to showing her some "a-peel", even if their methods were a bit unconventional! 🤣
6 months ago
Share →: Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Commentary:
"Perks of dating me: I'll make you feel like the *sizzle* to my bacon 🥓… or the *steam* to my latte ☕️… or the *fireworks* to my 4th of July. Basically, I'll ensure you're the 'hot' topic wherever we go! 😎🔥 #sizzleandswag"