Funny daytime quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggles of retirement – battling the eternal pajama confusion! 🛌🌞 Let's hope you don't accidentally wear your bedtime pajamas to the grocery store or your daytime ones to bed! 😂 #RetirementGoals #PajamaProblems

  bedtime, confused, confusion, daytime, humor, i, leisure, lifestyle, pajamas, retiree, sometimes

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  4 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "Batman's like: 'Daytime crime? That's Bruce Wayne's problem!' 🦇😂 It seems he's more of a night owl when it comes to fighting baddies. Maybe he needs some more caffeine to tackle daytime villains!"

  Batman, crime, day, daytime, give, humor, indifference, shit, superhero, thing

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  When your sleep schedule is playing hide and seek with the sun! 😴🌞 #VampireVibes

  1, am, blackout, blackout curtain, confusion, curtain, curtains, dangerous, daytime, here, humor, indoor, night, outside, sleep, time

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