Funny daytime quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggles of retirement – battling the eternal pajama confusion! 🛌🌞 Let's hope you don't accidentally wear your bedtime pajamas to the grocery store or your daytime ones to bed! 😂 #RetirementGoals #PajamaProblems

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

  Commentary:
  "Batman's like: 'Daytime crime? That's Bruce Wayne's problem!' 🦇😂 It seems he's more of a night owl when it comes to fighting baddies. Maybe he needs some more caffeine to tackle daytime villains!"

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