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Funny daytime quotes

Funny daytime quotes ☀️😂 are the perfect pick-me-up to brighten your morning grind or afternoon slump! Whether you’re battling the coffee crash ☕😴 or just need a little sunshine for your soul, these witty words will have you chuckling through the daylight hours. Get ready to turn your everyday moments into laughter-filled adventures—because who says daytime can’t be a comedy show? 🌟😄

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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