Funny daytime quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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